Its my ball and I am keeping it - Gordon Brown

Well Gordon you have reached a new level! You have plumbed new depths!! How you have the audacity to return to Number 10 after the WORST Labour result since that charming charismatic fellow Michael Foot got ONLY JUST slightly less than your vote is beyond me! You didn't have a mandate to be PM before this election and you certainly don't have one now! Not even your own party supporters want you, what is it you don't get? There is thick skinned and thick skinned but you not only take the biscuit you take the bloody tin!

Piss off and let someone else have a go, you have got us in this godaweful mess don't try and kid us you have even the slightest clue how to get us out.

Go and save the world somewhere else, perhaps you and that peace keeping genius Bush can screw up another Universe.

You are quite categorically the WORST Chancellor since ever - Prudent don't make me laugh! The only one laughing now is Tony tangoed Blair who gave you the hot potato in the first place and you didn't even realise the damage you had caused under his mis-stewardship!
No doubt you will skulk off to become an MEP and make a fortune like The Kinnocks, how unjust is the world!

Well, made it back from Ireland in one piece no thanks to Aer Arran, interesting landing that boys! Just in time to jump into my car to drive to Clacton for my sons Under 11 football tour. We did well again coming runners up in the final. Thanks to Ray Clemence for giving of his time to present the prizes, even if the kids didn't know who you were we coaches did! A good week whilst I was away they also beat the top of the league twice, once in the Shield final and once in a league match, amazing what a bit of belief can do.
My partners in crime have made it back although fairly eventfully. We made a good fist of celebrating The Overgraduate's 50th whilst there!